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Christmas Crap Trumps

September 10, 2009 by Admin  
Filed under Seasonal Delights

Christmas Crap Trumps

Seasonal cynics will delight in this reverse twist on the Trumps card game concept, as each aspect of Christmas is compared by factors such as ‘effort’, ‘embarrassment’ and ‘enjoyment’ to come up with an overall crap factor. Sprouts score a resounding 96% crap rating compared to snowball fights at only 8%. It’s all highly amusing, with ‘yellow snow’, ‘bad pants’ and ‘insanely loud toys’ coming under scrutiny. The ideal distraction when festive fatigue sets in.

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Paper Lazer

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Paper Lazer
As the handle is flicked, the coiled paper shoots out several feet and then automatically retracts. Assorted colours.

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Led Book Light

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Led Book Light
Worth the price just to see the slinky, smooth gliding action as the triple jointed head unfurls and automatically lights up. Trust us, you wont be…

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£3.99
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Could Do Better

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Could Do Better
This fascinating collection of school reports of high-achievers makes compulsive reading. Everybody from Winston Churchill, to Michael Palin and…

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Circus Sam

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Circus Sam
With a little patience and practice the clown can be made to balance and even spin on the podium in many gravity defying and improbable positions….

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£7.99
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Giant Wine Glass

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Giant Wine Glass
A BIG GLASS FOR THE BIG DRINKER We all know someone whose glass is constantly having to be refilled at a party. But these fantastic giant drinking…

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